i feel like this is very important
@hellokurootetsurou crocodile emoji lives a tough life
@ricochetbay we shouldn’t have been so quick to dismiss them. You never really know someone’s life story if you’re only looking at the surface
send me an album and i’ll tell u my top 5 songs on it
If no one does this I’ll b sad
💖: i have a romantic crush on you!
💜: i want to make sure you’re happy
💙: i have a friend crush on you!
💚: im a little jealous of you
💛: i just think you’re cute!
💘: i wouldnt say no to a platonic marriage
👀: im too shy to talk to you
💗: i want to give you a hug!
💋: i want to kiss you!
💪: id fight someone if they talked shit about you
🔊: im really glad i started following you!
💬: we should talk more!
💭: i think about you a lot
👏: everything you say is great wtf…
🎧: you have excellent music taste!
👑: your blog aesthetic is lovely!
🚨: you intimidate me
consider: john mulaney is absolutely an immortal but he happens to be a very very young one. i’m guessing he was born in the 1920s and hasn’t aged a day since approximately 1945
He was just sitting in a room in a chair eating Saltines for like 64 years and then he broke into comedy.